GOATBOX.DEV
GOATBOX.DEV / VERMONT, USA

Secure software.
Built to last.

Privacy-first tools and tamper-proof systems for people who still run their own machines. No accounts. No telemetry. No cloud holding the keys.

Your privacy. Your autonomy. Your hardware.
GoatBox — sudo apt install goatbox
// SYSTEM STATUS OFFLINE-READY
NETWORKAIR-GAPPED
TELEMETRYNONE
CLOUD SYNCDISABLED
UPDATESMANUAL
DEPENDENCIESZERO
OWNERSHIPOPERATOR
$ if it can't run offline,
  it doesn't run at all.
FIG. 01 / DOCTRINE

We don't ship what you didn't ask for.

NO
Bloat
NO
Cloud lock-in
NO
SaaS dependency
NO
Forced updates
NO
Telemetry
NO
Bullshit
FIG. 02 / PHILOSOPHY

Built for people who never trusted the cloud.

Air gaps over always-on
Flat files over cloud sync
Switches over auto-magic
Ownership over subscriptions
FIG. 04 / TERMS

Buy it. Own it. Walk away.

01

You own it

Open formats, flat files, your disk. Export anytime — no permission, no migration tax.

02

It runs offline

No account, no server, no signal required. Pull the plug and the software keeps working.

03

No strings

No subscription, no telemetry, no forced updates. We don't follow you home.

FIG. 06 / CONTACT
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Location
Vermont, USA
Motto
If it can't run offline, it doesn't run at all.